Posted by Patrick on April 05, 2000 at 00:50:26:
...You know, there's three things that really find me in disgust.The first is Roddy Mcdowell playing a shitty monkey in "Planet of the Apes."The second is Savador Dali's fixation on sticking his finger up his ass.And the third is HRG telling us she dominates this board. HRG your return here was about as anticipated as that fucking last Fleetwood Mac CD "The Dance", and holds about the same slim chance of having any good material on it. You're about as funny as watching WKRP in Cincinnati in spanish, you know that? What next? The obligatory Martha Stewart jokes? Now I understand what your Father said to your Mother when they watched you play in the park when you were five: "Honey...you were right...that night I should've came in your mouth...is it too late for an abortion...or something?" She'll be around for a month then drift over to www.neurolux.com, where she'll make jokes about Idaho potatoes.