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: ...Diana, remind me never to ask *you* what you : did to your Barbie dolls. : Jeffrey Dahmer Comics, can't live with em', can't : live without em'. : The Unabomber, now a great halloween costume : anyone can afford. : : : : ...Diana they need volunteers to go dig up : : bodies : : : in El Salvador after that earthquake. Why : don't : : : you go? It would be like a goddamn happy-day : : : easteregg hunt for you Miss.(heh heh : heh). "Oh : : : look everybody! I got another one! Nobody : touch : : : my pile of bodies! They're mine! I found : them!" : : : way too funny to imagine. : : : : I'd do it if it didn't mean having to expend so : : much physical energy. Besides, what if I dug : : somebody out of the rubble who was still : alive? : : I'd feel so cheated. Especially if it was some : : goddamn baby. I'd re-bury it, and hope that : : nobody notices. : : : Diana if this next CD is going to have a : : "prison" : : : theme, then I want to here a song like this. : : Your : : : lover, who's incarcerated for life for : killing : : : your ex-lover, calls you collect from the : : : penetentiary, but you hang up on him because, : : his : : : ex-boyfriend is over your house at the time. : : You : : : know, work with it, like the Dog in the road : : : song. heh heh heh. : : What the fuck?! If I were to write a prison- : : related song, it would deal with the theme of : : solitary confinement insanity. Or, meeting up : : with such noteworthy and charming convicts as : Ted : : Kaczynskia and Jack Kevorkian. Or, sharing a : : lunchtime table with Jefferey Dahmer in the : : prison cafeteria. Yum! I heard that the state : : of Wisconsin auctioned off many of his : : belongings, including silverware... Where the : : fuck was I?!?