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: Actually, it wasn't me, but thanks for thinking of me, HRG. : : Son (or Dr. Drag whom I strongly suspect this : : being), if you have a question about Deadbolt : : please ask me at home and don't use the BBS. You : : are invading Mommy's *private space*. : : To answer your question: : : 1. we tell the guy we are on the list. : : 2. we see people we know and they say "fuck it's : : hard getting out of the house" we agree. : : 3. we make fun of the various Betty Page style : : skanks and 'roid rage Rock-a-silly a-holes. : : 4. we make fun of the one, sometimes two opening : : acts. : : 5. spend some time talking to the band, using : : steps two, three and four again. : : A. we hit 3rd Degree up for smokes. : : 6. we watch the band. during which we usually : : follow these sub-steps: : : A. watch idiots who think they invented : : heckling shout FREE BIRD. : : B. Laugh our fool heads off at Clay. : : C. Laugh at Clay some more. : : D. Get tired of laughing at Clay. : : E. Feel sorry for Clay. : : F. Start missing Moosecutter : : 7. we tell the band they did a great job, except : : Clay who is face down in a pool of : : someones urine. : : 8. we hit Harley up for money after he steals ALL : : of our jokes from step 5. : : 9. we go home coughing saying we should have never : : bummed those smokes from 3rd Degree. : : I'm just assuming Deadbolt shows are the same for : : everyone. : : -Mom