Subject:

Comments:
: : : Most Gracious Mr. YDSM: : : : You mistake me for an Englishman, kind sir, a : : : faux-pas that I do not take kindly to. For : : your : : : edification, I am, however, a Southern : : Gentleman : : : of noble extraction - very much a patriot, : and, : : : though also a carnivore in the true sense of : : the : : : word, very much amused at your porcine : : : emulations of dialogue from the classic : : : film "Deliverance." I only hope that you : have : : : not truly taken such degenerate tendencies to : : : heart, young fellow, for they can only lead : you : : : astray and cause you much pain, embarassment : : and, : : : to your family, disgrace. : : : To be fair, however, I must admit that I am : in : : : your debt for your pointing out, in such a : : timely : : : fashion, my typographical errors. You see, : it : : : was fully my original intention to include a : : : space between the letters A and H in the : : : phrase "GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN!!" The : space- : : : bar on my keyboard, blast it to hell, : : : malfunctioned. Yet, as an issue that I : cannot : : at : : : this time prove, I must accept and endure : your : : : criticisms, as I am sure you would mine. : : : Submissively Yours, : : : Caca! : : : : : : You said it yourself, Turd-Boy!!!! : : : Now feck off you pansy! : : : : : : : : : : C'mon over heer...git now...git against : that : : : : tree, boy...hehe...gonna make you squeel, : : : : boy...squeel like a pig! Squeeeeeeel, boy!!! : : : : Seriously now, Chancaca, if you must play : the : : : : keeper of the Queen's good English, please : : : : realize that you should have posted "GET : : AHOLD : : : OF : : : : YOURSELF, MAN!!" rather than "GET A HOLD OF : : : : YOURSELF, MAN!!". : : : : You Don't Scare Me- : : : : 10-10, dead buddy : : You claim to be a proud Southern Gentleman yet : : also a "patriot"??? Correct me if I'm wrong : : (Maybe R.A. would know more about this) but : : weren't proud southerners "seceshes" while : : Unionists were termed patriots? : : Anyways, Chancaca...I think this is now 2 for : me, : : none for you(and I don't spend an hour posting : a : : damn short story chock fulla 50-cent words). : It's : : all a matter of attention to detail...;). : : Again...You Don't Scare Me- : : "Don't beautify me because I'm hateful"- : : 10-10