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: : ...You know Diana. I'm laughing my ass off, : : because when I see you get pissed off about : this : : marrying shit, I think about that thing you : wrote : : for that other website about that guy who : stalked : : you or whatever. The guy who went to the Stones : : with you and your parents. Like if this Chacaca : : guy read that, it would give him tremendous : : insight into how you hate guys crawling up your : : butt with affection. Also it's making me laugh, : : loud :-))) because it brings to mind that time : : you thought I was getting in with your Mum and : : Dad so I could get in with you, HAHAHAHA! HOW : : COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK THAT???? HAHAHA! To : this : : day I remember that post you made: "Oh : : coincidence Patrick that you found out who my : Mum : : and Dad were Patrick!" I will never ever forget : : that, jeez that was funny! The morbid female : : mind. Anyway, I'll excuse myself now to make : room : : for R.A.'s very expected post. He'll be here : : within the hour or so to once again defend your : : honour. : : Patrick : : -Fighting this Goddamn Flu All Fucking Weekend- : : Fight the good fight, Patrick! Don't let a : lil' flu bug keep you down. But now our curiosity : is piqued- why exactly did you try to "get in : with" Diana Death's folks? : And YOU, DD- what's up with throwing that : word "creepy" around like it's a bad thing? Very : unbecoming. : ...I'll rent the cottage next door to : Disgraceland- don't mess with me, I'm a : voodoobilly man... : YDSM : : : : : : : My Dearly Beloved Diana: : : : : One hurts those most whom one loves most! I : : : knew : : : : that, given enough time,your fondness for : me : : : : would begin to grow and mature, like a : flame : : : : being fanned by the hot Santa Ana winds : that : : : : whisper your name to me almost every : night... : : : : I am sure that this very flame, now but a : : mere : : : : spark, will eventually rise and consume us : : both : : : : in a maelstrom of passion and desire that : : will : : : : know no bounds. : : : : Another thought: hows' about we ask : Deadbolt : : : to : : : : play the wedding fete? I understand they : : only : : : : ask for $250 up front plus a case of beer : (no : : : Bud : : : : Lite). We can handle that, right? You : : decide : : : on : : : : the floral arrangement (please no black : : roses - : : : : they depress me so). : : : : BTW - Christopher Walken has been dead, God : : : rest : : : : his evil soul, for over three years : (despite : : : : recent Hollywood cameo appearances). Bobby : : : : DeNiro is/was a personal friend of mine and : : is - : : : : how can I put this in as delicate a manner : as : : : : possible -quite happily gay. : : : : Your Future Fiance' : : : : Chancaca! : : : OK, this marriage shit is really giving me : the : : : fuckin' creeps. The fact that I have no idea : : who : : : the hell you are adds to the creepiness. : : Please : : : do not make any more references of the sort, : : for : : : the sake of my mental health.