Posted by Dr. Drag on February 12, 2001 at 14:44:19:156.29.51.52
In Reply to: She Loves Me Not... posted by Chancaca on February 12, 2001 at 11:30:47:
Fearful Diana
Spurns Chancaca's love pleas
Sadness penetrates
: Well, It was bound to end in tears! I guess Miss Diana isn't really as hip, cool and "evil" as
she'd like to make everyone believe. Yeah, maybe kind of "pseudo-evil" or even "quasi-hip.", to
borrow a phrase from a popular movie that shall remain nameles, but in a "plastique", kinda'
"made for FOX TV" sort of way.
: Diana, you are a petulant little one, aren't you? A bit over the top and self-righteous, now are
we? What I find creepy is not so much my transparent caricature of a "southern gentleman"
enfatuated with a "wayward lady," but your actual belief that this was a legitimate proposal of
some sort. Damn, I must be good with the written word...either that or your own exaggerated
and over-inflated self image has blinded you somewhat. Step out of the klieg lights, woman! I'm
pretty sure that YDSM, Patrick and RA "got" the parody in it all, but given your latest posts and
the "fear" you profess to have experienced at my "advances", I have no desire to distress you
any further. So please click on the response button and tell me to "fuck off", etc., etc., etc.
Pity, because I was about to start submitting a new series of "dark love notes," all written as
haikus. Something like this, perhaps:
: Dark nails and black lips
: Chanting deathly dirge of doom
: Shit! mascara's smeared!
: Yours in Shame,
: Chancaca!