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: : Well, It was bound to end in tears! I guess : Miss Diana isn't really as hip, cool and "evil" : as she'd like to make everyone believe. Yeah, : maybe kind of "pseudo-evil" or even "quasi-hip.", : to borrow a phrase from a popular movie that : shall remain nameles, but in a "plastique", : kinda' "made for FOX TV" sort of way. : : Diana, you are a petulant little one, aren't : you? A bit over the top and self-righteous, now : are we? What I find creepy is not so much my : transparent caricature of a "southern gentleman" : enfatuated with a "wayward lady," but your actual : belief that this was a legitimate proposal of : some sort. Damn, I must be good with the written : word...either that or your own exaggerated and : over-inflated self image has blinded you : somewhat. Step out of the klieg lights, woman! : I'm pretty sure that YDSM, Patrick and RA "got" : the parody in it all, but given your latest posts : and the "fear" you profess to have experienced at : my "advances", I have no desire to distress you : any further. So please click on the response : button and tell me to "fuck off", etc., etc., : etc. Pity, because I was about to start : submitting a new series of "dark love notes," all : written as haikus. Something like this, perhaps: : : Dark nails and black lips : : Chanting deathly dirge of doom : : Shit! mascara's smeared! : : Yours in Shame, : : Chancaca! : : With eyes of black fire : Diana spurns another : Chancaca's heart weeps : "...I drive my rig solo in the ride-share lanes, : you son of a bitch- don't mess with me, I'm a : voodoobilly man..." : YDSM