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: : ...What the fuck am I? Fucking Mickey Mouse at : : Disneyfuckingland? this is fucking Deadbolt's : : fucking board, not my fucking son of a bitch : : board. what the fuck is all your fucking : : problems? Don't any of you dumbfucks have a : : motherfucking life? Are you fucking retards : that : : fuck with your fucking computers all fucking : day? : : Go get some goddamn fresh air and stop : breathing : : in your own "hermetically sealed apartment : : farts". Go down to the fucking 7-Eleven and buy : a : : fucking soda for christsakes. YOU'RE ALL SHIT. : : Just get out of the fucking house. Now we got : yet : : another genderbender here named vermin. YOU ALL : : SUCK ASS. Fuck, his real nmae is probably : Herman, : : but his fucking Swedish parents were : : misunderstood by the fucking : hospital, "Oh...you : : vant' to name your vonderful' son Vermin'? : : OkieDokey" Shit, I'll just call him Mr. Cut and : : Paste from now on since he can't name his : fucking : : self. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDATES. Isn't this : : proper english shiyt getting a bit fucking : trite? : : I mean okay, so Diana was hot for her English : : teacher, DO WE ALL HAVE TO SUFFER FOR IT?? And : : what about this Cnancaca (NOW WHAT THE FUCK : DOES : : THAT MEAN IN FUCKING SPANISH? DOES THIS : : MOTHERFUCKER WRITE THAT GOOD WITH SPRAYPAINT : : TOO?) YOU'RE ALL SUNBAKED DOGCRAP SITTING ON A : : FUCKING YELLOWED LAWN, WITH A THREE-YEAR-OLD : : HASBRO SLIP N'SLIDE THAT'S NOW USED TO KEEP THE : : DRIVEWAY CLEAN WHEN THE HOMEOWNER CHANGES THE : OIL : : IN HIS 1985 FORD GRANADA. or fucking something : : like that goddamnit. You all make me sick, I : hope : : you all die. I hope you get lockjaw and have to : : go around with a stupid look on your faces for : : the rest of your life. I hope you have retarded : : children that other kids pee on. I hope you : : you're sitting in the back of a Fucking 2001 : Ford : : Focus and it gets rear ended by a Mack truck : : carrying Port-a-poddies. I hope all that green : : disinfectant that smell worse than the shit it : : disinfects spills all over your face as the : fire : : crew tries desparately (using the : hydrolic "Jaws : : of Life") to remove the crumpled Ford Focus : from : : deep inside your ass. I'm too fucking tired to : : write anymore because these days (WHEN MY : FUCKING : : FOOD ISN'T DISAPPEARING FROM MY MICROWAVE) I : seem : : to be living off Walmart cookies and this isn't : a : : good healthy thing. AND HOW THE FUCK DID YOU : KNOW : : THAT THE SPACE INVADER GAME WAS FOR RA? I STILL : : HAVEN'T NAMED IT YET ASHOLE? BUT YOU FUCKED UP : : THE SURPRISE BECAUSE IT WAS GONNA HAVE RA'S : : PICTURE ABOVE IT SAYING "KEEP THOSE DAMN ALIENS : : OUT OF MY FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD" IT WAS GONNA BE : A : : FUCKING HAPPY SURPRISE BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP FOR : : ME BUTTBRAIN. I don't feel like typing anymore. : Um, thank you sir for your story. Oh, and by the : way, we ALL know what you're going to do BEFORE : you do it. : "...I'll use the word "fuck" 34 times in a post : at downinthelab.com. Don't mess with me- I'm a : voodoobilly man..." : YDSM : P.S.- It's spelled HYDRAULIC