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: Patrick..... : You seem to be more hip with the computer lingo : that I.... : You also have a website... : Unless you PAID someone to put it up, in your : continual effort to kiss Deadbolt rump, you : designed and did it yourself. : So.... : If you paid someone, that explains the header on : your site, the one where the faces and the sniper : rifle fill out the word Deadbolt..... : Because I really think that was very well done. : If you DID do it yourself, then.... : YOU are the geek not I! : YOU! : In which case- : You are making about as much sense as a rabid, : pre-adolescent, Brittney Spears fan! : Fight against your hypocracy Patrick, fight it! : We know you can do it! : Good Luck! : V : : : ...Just who the fuck are Mr. Cut N' Paste? I : sure : : don't remember inviting your windows shortcuts : : geek ass here. And fuck you I live here!!! : : : : : What are you? : : : Well since you asked..... : : : Everytime someone says anything that COULD : (but : : : probably isn't ) be considered critical of : : : Deadbolt, or anything like that, you're there : : to : : : take up the fight..... : : : You have your own Deadbolt website..... : : : As a post below stated, you run off at the : : mouth : : : about yourself all the time...... : : : Then you tell us all to get a life? : : : Patrick, Patrick, Patrick.... : : : Where do I start? : : : You're a GROUPIE Patrick! : : : ( Or at the very least you REALLY wish you : : : WERE...But I don't think ANY of your orifices : : : even remotely interest any of the guys from : the : : : band...) : : : Like some big haired, red camaro driving, : : : hairdresser from Jersey getting pissy when : : : someone badmouthed Bon Jovi back in the : : eighties! : : : Does that guy who wrote that post about you : : going : : : off about how punk you think you are KNOW you? : : : He's got you pegged! : : : Later : : : V : : : : : : : : : ...What the fuck am I? Fucking Mickey Mouse : : at : : : : Disneyfuckingland? this is fucking : Deadbolt's : : : : fucking board, not my fucking son of a : bitch : : : : board. what the fuck is all your fucking : : : : problems? Don't any of you dumbfucks have a : : : : motherfucking life? Are you fucking retards : : : that : : : : fuck with your fucking computers all : fucking : : : day? : : : : Go get some goddamn fresh air and stop : : : breathing : : : : in your own "hermetically sealed apartment : : : : farts". Go down to the fucking 7-Eleven and : : buy : : : a : : : : fucking soda for christsakes. YOU'RE ALL : : SHIT. : : : : Just get out of the fucking house. Now we : got : : : yet : : : : another genderbender here named vermin. YOU : : ALL : : : : SUCK ASS. Fuck, his real nmae is probably : : : Herman, : : : : but his fucking Swedish parents were : : : : misunderstood by the fucking : : : hospital, "Oh...you : : : : vant' to name your vonderful' son Vermin'? : : : : OkieDokey" Shit, I'll just call him Mr. Cut : : and : : : : Paste from now on since he can't name his : : : fucking : : : : self. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDATES. Isn't : : this : : : : proper english shiyt getting a bit fucking : : : trite? : : : : I mean okay, so Diana was hot for her : English : : : : teacher, DO WE ALL HAVE TO SUFFER FOR IT?? : : And : : : : what about this Cnancaca (NOW WHAT THE FUCK : : : DOES : : : : THAT MEAN IN FUCKING SPANISH? DOES THIS : : : : MOTHERFUCKER WRITE THAT GOOD WITH : SPRAYPAINT : : : : TOO?) YOU'RE ALL SUNBAKED DOGCRAP SITTING : ON : : A : : : : FUCKING YELLOWED LAWN, WITH A THREE-YEAR- : OLD : : : : HASBRO SLIP N'SLIDE THAT'S NOW USED TO KEEP : : THE : : : : DRIVEWAY CLEAN WHEN THE HOMEOWNER CHANGES : THE : : : OIL : : : : IN HIS 1985 FORD GRANADA. or fucking : : something : : : : like that goddamnit. You all make me sick, : I : : : hope : : : : you all die. I hope you get lockjaw and : have : : to : : : : go around with a stupid look on your faces : : for : : : : the rest of your life. I hope you have : : retarded : : : : children that other kids pee on. I hope you : : : : you're sitting in the back of a Fucking : 2001 : : : Ford : : : : Focus and it gets rear ended by a Mack : truck : : : : carrying Port-a-poddies. I hope all that : : green : : : : disinfectant that smell worse than the shit : : it : : : : disinfects spills all over your face as the : : : fire : : : : crew tries desparately (using the : : : hydrolic "Jaws : : : : of Life") to remove the crumpled Ford Focus : : : from : : : : deep inside your ass. I'm too fucking tired : : to : : : : write anymore because these days (WHEN MY : : : FUCKING : : : : FOOD ISN'T DISAPPEARING FROM MY MICROWAVE) : I : : : seem : : : : to be living off Walmart cookies and this : : isn't : : : a : : : : good healthy thing. AND HOW THE FUCK DID : YOU : : : KNOW : : : : THAT THE SPACE INVADER GAME WAS FOR RA? I : : STILL : : : : HAVEN'T NAMED IT YET ASHOLE? BUT YOU FUCKED : : UP : : : : THE SURPRISE BECAUSE IT WAS GONNA HAVE RA'S : : : : PICTURE ABOVE IT SAYING "KEEP THOSE DAMN : : ALIENS : : : : OUT OF MY FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD" IT WAS : GONNA : : BE : : : A : : : : FUCKING HAPPY SURPRISE BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP : : FOR : : : : ME BUTTBRAIN. I don't feel like typing : : anymore. : : : : : : : : : : : Well, Patrick...got over that lil' flu : bug, : : : eh? : : : : Back now with a vengeance? We've all missed : : : you. : : : : In reference to an earlier post, I have to : : : agree : : : : that your ramblings about Frank Black, : : : parachute : : : : pants and your own blatant hardcore : : : : punkrockedness probably contributed most to : : : HRG's : : : : recent absence. After all, we all KNOW : : noone's : : : as : : : : Devo as you. Your winning bid on that : : : collection : : : : of used Mott The Hoople concert ankle : : socks??? : : : : Like anyone is punker than that...sheesh. : We : : : : don't need to keep being reminded. And now : : for : : : a : : : : lil' Haiku: : : : : : After brief respite : : : : : Pat returns home once again : : : : : Geekdom, here we come : : : : : : : : : : "...I'll put an R.A. MacLean Space : Invaders : : : : game on my website. Don't mess with me- I'm : a : : : : voodoobilly dork..." : : : : : YDSM : : : : : P.S.- Don't make your jealousy of any : : praise : : : : D.D. gets so apparent. Chancaca! might just : : pay : : : : you a visit...and from what I understand- : you : : : : don't want that. : : : : : P.P.S.- Make it a turkey sub next time. : : With : : : : mustard AND mayo. Quit bein' a tightwad : with : : : that : : : : bologna nonsense.