Posted by Patrick on February 24, 2001 at 11:09:28:24.161.160.194
In Reply to: Acceptable topics for discussion posted by Chancaca on February 23, 2001 at 15:22:30:
...I'm in 100% of agreeement with Meat you dookie-
ass. In that This board is the epitome of free
speech and the 'American Way', I wholeheartedly
and catagorically DETEST any and all limiting of
that right to free expression. May you suffer the
wrongs of your quasi-manifesto post you BAD
PERSON!
...and shove a Waterford crystal tea set up yer'
butt!!
: Dear Friends:
: In the interest of saving this discussion list
from the eternal flames of Hell-Fire and Internet
Anonymity, towards which it is surely headed
should we, its distinguished constituents,
persist on our present path of unbridled and,
quite frankly, off-topic reparte', I do hereby
propose to you, my most gracious fellow
Deadbolters, certain rules and regulations
whereby to guide our insatiable appetite for
electro-communication in this here public forum
of the megabytes:
: 1. No longer shall we post lewd, lascivious,
sexually charged, proctologically oriented,
maliciously intentioned or denigrating commentary
of any kind towards another poster, unless, of
course, such poster happens to be Patrick, who
shall from this point forwards be referred to
exclusively as Patrique (with a "q").
: 2. Items relevant to the actual object of our
affections, the so-called pop combo Deadbolt,
shall be paramount and foremost in our
priorities of discussion. Acceptable areas of
relevance shall include, but not be limited to:
: A. The Deadbolt Sound
: B. Technical Tips and Treasures
: C. Lyrical interpretation
: D. Cole: who He was and what He saw
: E. Specific performance reviews and
evaluations,either
: positive or negative -as long as you were
there
: F. Miss Diana Death: is she the "fifth"
Deadbolt
: (realizing that there are more than four
original
: members, but you get the idea, jerk-offs!)
: G. Suggestions for the next Deadbolt album
concept/theme
: H. Personal observations on the difference
Deadbolt has
: made in your life
: Submitted for your approval, I remain
: Under Quarantine,
: Chancaca!