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: Y-A-W-N : Boring, Patrick, boring..... : You'll have to do MUCH better than that. : What bent you out of shape? : "Surreal adventures"? : Some of the things you were telling people to do.... : If anything ever qualified for the phrase " surreal adventures " the waterford crystal trick you : suggested for Chancaca! would have been it.....yup.... : "rectal improbabilities"? : Patrick, think about it......an ottoman? : What the hell were you thinking about man? : No, no, no..... : You will have to taunt MUCH better than that Patrick. : You are capable of so much more! : Now, go somewhere and be bitter for a while and come back with something better! : V : : : ...I'm just curious Vermin. How many gallons of : : sperm did you say you drank per day? : : : : : Don't you think we've had enough of these : : surreal adventures of rectal : : improbabilities?....... : : : V : : : : : : OK SMART-ASS, I GOT YOUR POST RIGHT HERE! - : : READ : : : : BETWEEN THE LINES, LAME-BRAIN: : : : : : ...Posts Like yours always amuse the crap : : out : : : : of me because I'M AN IDIOT WHO IS EASILY : : AMUSED, : : : : in essence, what you're saying is: I THINK : : : : PATRICK IS STARTING TO SOUND LIKE A BROKEN : : : : RECORD, and my post isn't about Deadbolt : : either, : : : : but I have to post something just to let : : everyone : : : : know WHAT A FRIGGIN' PANSY-ASS CRETIN PATRICK : : : : REALLY IS. C'mon, don't say it, fucking do : : it, : : : : post something the rest of us can read about : : the : : : : band. : : : : : And when you have a fucking submarine : : sandwich : : : : : disappear from your microwave oven into : : YOUR : : : : BUTT-CHEEKS. And you're stunned to all hell : : as to : : : : : WHY THE PARAMEDICS WANT TO TAKE IT OUT, : : where : : : : the hell did it go. Let's see you not say a : : : : : damn word about it TO YOUR MOM AND DAD AS : : THEY : : : : COME PICK YOU UP FROM THE EMERGENCY ROOM AND : : : : THREATEN TO WITHHOLD YOUR ALLOWANCE FOR THE : : THIRD : : : : TIME THIS MONTH.