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: ...Fem Fatales? Okay, I can't keep this one back. : And I will take shit for it. Some here may know : of my Jan Brady fixation, but that's like a : front, like a qualude freak that says he drinks : to cover it up. My real nuerosis is Doris Day. : Today I forked over even more cash for a very : good condition Doris Day's Greatest Hits. Not : that I don't have another copy of Doris Day's : Greatest Hits, but this was the one with the : orange, yellow, and white cover. Worse, I'm very : seriously thinking of bidding a +$3,000 bid on : the dress she wore in 'Caprice' (1967) that's up : for sale. I really want one of her outfits : from 'Please Don't Eat the Daisies' or 'Glass : Bottom Boat' but this will do: : http://www.profilesinhistory.com/hollywood3.html : picture: : http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/7466/dress. : htm : It's a sickness. It eats away at my brain, and it : takes up all my money. I need help. It's not : normal to fantasize over Sixties Actress' dressed : in matching yellow pastel dress suits with a : matching yellow pastel hat. I'm looking at my : newly purchased Doris Day record thinking that : you think this is all bullshit but it's not. It's : really true. I'm really fucked up about this. I : shouldn't have posted this... : ...Samuel Jackson on the phone with that big boss : concerning Mr. Wolf: "Oh you negro! You got the : goddamn Wolf coming out? No fucking shit? Just : for us? The Wolf? Why didn't you just say so : negro!" That was way too funny. : : : Speaking of Mr. Wolf /Harvey Keitel and : classic "villains with class", other contemporary : actors in my own personal pantheon of "bad-ass- : ness" include: : : 1. Mickey Rourke (oh how, as a young lad : back in : : the 80's,I wished I could have been him : opposite : : Kim Bassinger in 9 1/2 Weeks..) : : 2. Christopher Walken (I thought he was cool : way : : before you did, DD) : : 3. Gary Oldman ( take 'yer pick: "Sid & : Nancy," : : "Romeo is Bleeding," "The Professional...") : : 4. Vince Vaughn - the only movie I've seen : him in : : is "Swingers" - but he was SO MONEY, baby! : : 5. Gene Hackman - sure, now he's old, but in : The : : "French Connection" and "The Conversation" : he : : re-defined cool intelligence and grace : under pressure. : : All these other guys - George Clooney, Richard : Gere, Bradd Pitt, Keanu Reeves, et. al: WANKERS, : PANSIES AND PRETTY BOYS! : : Coming Next Week on Chancaca's "Inside the : Actor's Studio": : : "-Femme Fatales You Would Kill For - " : : Nostalgically Yours, : : Chancaca!