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: Gee thanks, Pat (I think!) It's hard for me to : figure out if you're being serious or just : teasing, especially with that thing about the 20$ : prostitute and stuff. But I'll give you the : benefit of the doubt, dude! Those were really : helpfull tips and stuff. You know, I knew we : could all learn to get along - and enjoy some : Deadbolt music along the way as a bonus! They : rule, dude!! : Anyway, I already do some of those things you : suggested. Unfortunately, my boss won't let us : bring live plants back to our cubicles, but I can : leave mine in the break room as long as nobody : pours coffee in it (I'm serious man, there are : some real cooks who work here! I could tell you : some stories...) : But seriously Pat, you seem to be on the up-and- : up with the Deadbolt guys. Why not try to : convince them (especially RA) of my "Open House" : idea? I mean - it's a sure-fire can't-miss : winner! I was only joking about doing that stuff : to the hippies, though. I know that there are no : more hippies in SF anymore, but probably some : gothic-type guys and chicks. I wonder if : Deadbolt dislikes them as much as they do : hippies? You can probably tell that I know all : their songs, 'cause I really know their themes : and stories. : Hey Pat - what's your favorite Deadbolt song? We : should start a special thread on here and find : out what everybody likes best. Mine is : probably "Without a Trace" (I think that's the : name)off their first album. Spooky, man! (not : really, but funny!) : OK, youre probably tired of reading all this by : now, so I'll just say "ten-four good buddy : c'mon!" See, I really do listen to their stuff : (that was off their "Voodoo Trucker" album). : Well, it's great to be back contributing to the : discussion forum. No hard feelings I hope. : A Real Fan : Chett : : : ...Chett, I'm saying this because I want to : help : : you. I'm saying this because we, here at the : : Deadbolt Bulleting Board care. We really are : : concerned individuals. Chett, you're still : : bottling up anger deep inside you, and you're : in : : denial. Denial is not just a river in Egypt : : Chett, it's what is preventing you from truly : : enjoying life. This anger, Chett, will eat away : : at you, taking your health, your time, your : : happiness, and peace of mind with it. You must : : learn to let go Chett, learn to embrace life : for : : all it's good things it has to offer. You need : to : : find time in your day, Chett, to once again : have : : happiness and inner piece. Start with little : : things, Chett, bring a potted plant to your : desk : : at work. Plants offer a soothing and tranquil : : touch to an otherwise stressful working : : environment. Learn to use a gel filled carpel : : tunnel syndrome preventing squeeze ball while : : talking on the phone. Perhaps a calender with : : inspirational quotes Chett. See, it's these : : little things that can bring us inner piece in : an : : otherwise fast-pace environment. Learn to talk : : walks Chett. Walking is one of the most basic : : forms of exercise and yet it does so much for : us! : : Stretch your arms out at your workstation and : do : : neck rolls. Try having fun Chett, do something : : frivolous! perhaps a toy or game on your : desktop : : will show others that fun kid-like side of you : : they never knew! See Chett, it's all about : : maximizing your environment, doing what you can : : to treat yourself with the consideration that : you : : need. You're a special person Chett, there is : not : : another on this whole planet like you! You are : a : : unique individual. Try these simple suggestions : : and get back to us with progress that we know : you : : are just bound to achieve. Perhaps you can soon : : give us some tips of your own! ha ha! Take it : : easy Chett, and remember, if none of this : works, : : a twenty dollar whore can go a long way to : making : : you feel like that special person you are. : : : : : Hey guys, I'm not mad anymore. To show you : I'm : : still a fan and a cool gut at heart, how about : : this great idea: : : : RA MacLean lives in San Fracisco, right? So : : let's all get together for an "Open House" at : his : : place (probably some cute little walk-up in the : : Haight)sometime in the coming weeks. RA could : : host it as a "Get To Know Deadbolt Happening." : : He could have their CDs on sale, posters, T- : : shirts, shrunken heads-whatever. Snacks could : be : : served, likes cupcakes and juice and whatnot. : : Then there might even be a surprise appearance : by : : other members of the band. They could wrap : : things up with a "Deadbolt Unplugged" concert : : right there in the house. We could lure : hippies : : in off the street and douse them in olive oil : and : : oregano. It would be neat. : : : Reply off-list, RA, if you want me to : finalize : : some of these plans. I could fly in as soon as : : next Tuesday, but I might need some help with : the : : airfare and a place to stay. Thanks for : thinking : : about your fans!! : : : Chett