Posted by Chancaca on March 18, 2001 at 18:06:33:64.234.69.10
Dearest Friends and Enemies:
It has come to my recent attention, as no doubt to yours, that the quality and quantity of bona-fide Deadbolt-related commentary on this-here list has diminished dramatically over the weeks gone by. I'm sure there are reasons for this dearth of interesting postings; many of us have jobs to attend to as well as other interest beyond that intoxicating Deadbolt Sound. I myself have been preoccupied in learning to play the didgeridoo, a voodoo-witchdoctor-badass instrument if there ever was one. Yes, even individuals with genetic codes corrupted to within ten nucleotide base pairs of the common sea slug - such as Johnny Wizard- must have better things to do than spew forth malevolent invectives with little to no relevance to that twang reverb gee-tar poetry we all have agreed to worship (in a pagan sense of the word, mind you).
So therefore the time has come for me, your willing and trusty servant Chancaca!, to shed his gentlemanly persona of Southern Aristocracy and de-evolve into something faster, meaner and more apropos to the subject matter discussed herein, and the discussants who submit it.
I haven't decided on a new nickname; perhaps it is best that I don't reveal it to you so as to allow the speculation and rumor-mill to play out its course. I look forward to verbally thrashing anyone with whom I disagree, and I will use profanity (as do all of you barbarians) regularly and with relish. Johnny Wizard will suffer. Chett will curse his mother for having ever conceived him. The rest of you - well, time and temperament will tell.
Thank you very much for teh courtesy of your attention. Signing off, I remain,
Nostalgically Yours,
Chancaca!