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: Your pop-culture references confuse and frighten : me (source??) !! : Sorry I called you BUB. I meant to say BOOB. But : now that I know you're a woman, that would be : inappropriately sexist, so I'll just call you : MISSY. How's that?? : OK, all jokes aside now. This is gettin' serious- : like!! : YOU were the one to come around imposing pseudo- : logical deconstructions of my original premise : which was simply this: "Using a one-liner put- : down based on an Eminem lyric directed at our : favorite whipping-boy YDSM IN NO WAY resembles : the HORROR of Deadbolt deciding to "go : commercial" by selling their souls to an : Australian cartoon producer so that their unholy : image might be plastered on the sides of cereal : boxes and other assorted mass-consumption : paraphenalia (emphasis added). : Using a trashy Eminem line to ridicule YDSM (and : he does deserve it, you must agree)can NEVER : constitute a "sell out" as much as the : aforementioned Deadbolt's potential sell-out to : cartoon kiddie crapola. Two different animals : altogether. Like I said before - compare oranges : to basketballs if you must, but don't expect : anyone to play THAT game with you and respect you : in the morning. : Take it for what it's worth, now Missy, and : please stop lecturing me and the other readers on : the appropriateness of my analogies. Now get : backin the kitchen and cook us up some of those : low-fat muffins!! : Your Pal, : Dogbuttface : : 1. I am deeply offended you called me Bub. In : NO : : WAY at ALL (except perhaps in an apron) do I IN : : ANY WAY resemble William Frawley on the hit : : television show My Three Sons. Okay, so my : : husband looks a LITTLE like Robby Douglas... : BUT : : THE COMPARISON ENDS THERE! : : 2.I'm not saying that YOU are a sell-out. I'm : : saying that if you are so ANTI sell-out you : sure : : have a funny way of showing it. YOU are the one : : making up these "what's cool" rules here (ie : : cartoons are NOT, eminem IS)... I don't give a : : dead opossum (and that was pretty clear) if you : : quote Eminem or fucking Chrissy Everet Lloyd. : : Just don't go around giving these little : lectures : : on selling out... only then to then quote the : MTV : : Top 40... again, I GUESS MAINSTREAM AIN'T SO : BAD : : NOW IS IT? : : Boom. : : Clear as the drool on the side of your face. : : Hot-N-Bothered? Is Queer As Folk on? : : -HRG