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: hey, I wonder if they could kung-fu us with a few : missiles up their ass. I am sick of hearin' how : the chinese could beat us in a hand to hand war. : Hell, it would take a half dozen of em' to git us : down on the ground so they could karate chop us. : It would look like Andre the Giant vs. the : midgets in rastlin'. We are the only country in : the world who cares about diplomacy. Hell, they : could stop makin' those $150 tennys anytime. : Michael Jordan has enough $. Bruce Lee they : ain't . doornail : : You musta been a shitty student of the "art" to : : post blather such as this. "Street Fighter?" : : Isn't that a video arcade game? : : Ah hah hah hah hah haaaaa! (hic!) : : Fear the Chinaman! : : : ...I can laugh at this. A midget that knows : : kung : : : fu, is just a midget that knows ballet. kung : fu : : : is weak, as a former street fighter that had : my : : : share of fights - and studied Tang Soo Doo : for : : : four years, I can tell you there's nothing : like : : a : : : clean right cross followed by a strong gut : : punch : : : hombre...take the fantasy somewhere else : China : : : ain't no match for us, not now, not ever. : : They're : : : technically backwards, and more gutless than : : the : : : North Koreans. : : : : : : : It's about diplomacy, boys! All you hot-to- : : : trot macho tykes out there posturing how much : : : you'd like to kick some Chinese ass are full : of : : : shit. The typical chinaman would kung-fu : your : : : sorry overweight asses over the trees in a : : : second. Hey, I SAW Crouching Tiger, Hidden : : : Dragon! : : : : Besides, you forget how much this country : : : really wants China's "bidness" - the US will : do : : : anything, include grovel, whimper and : apologize : : : (although we haven't really apologized yet), : in : : : order to "secure our vital economic interests : : : abroad." There are 82 McDonalds restaurants : in : : : Beijing alone. Shrub and Cheney would never : do : : : anything to jeopardize further US economic : : : inroads into the Great Yellow Nation. Pizza : : Hut, : : : Microsoft and GM would never let them. : : : : So go eat a Happy Meal and quit flexing : your : : : pansy-assed muscles, kids.