Posted by Chancaca on February 01, 2001 at 13:23:15:209.108.11.67
In Reply to: Re: Armchair Bass Players posted by Diana Death on January 31, 2001 at 21:09:34:
My Dear Lady:
Although I consider myself a rightly cultured and
genteel member of this community, my patience
wears thin and risks dissolution when assaulted
with your ill-directed barbs and lascivious
characterizations. My father, the late and great
Colonel Abernathy, took great pains in the
instillation of temperance, propriety and
humility in my then-youthful character, so I
shall not disappoint him nor tarnish his memory
here by initiating you to a much-needed course of
womanly charm, proper diction and manners that
should rightly be administered by your husband,
father, lover, mistress or whoever else might
claim responsibility for your disgracious and
most unlady-like behavior.
Yours Truly,
Chancaca!
P.S.- Your heretofore demonstrated lack of
sophistication in the ways and means of parody,
humor and verbal gamesmanship truly call into
question your intelligence and upbringing, my
dear woman!