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: Sir: : Because I feel so newly rejuvenated after my : morning constitutional, I will honor your post : with a reply despite knowing, deep in my heart, : that you are but a small, insignificant and : malodorous piece of organic detritus that was : blown in by the wind and will shortly exit down : the sewer drain into the septic tank from whence : you originally emerged. : You amuse me, sir, with your overblown macho : posturings. Yet I find paltry evidence that your : words are anything more than the hormone-addled : rants of a puerile adolescent with significant : genter-role issues, an advanced oedipal complex, : painfully obvious anal stage fixation with lower : gastrointestinal tract functions, and a lack of : any real social and interaction skills. : You, sir, are but a nematode with only : superficial resemblance to members of the so- : called numan race from which your parasitic : tendrils derive their nutrients. : Please sir, for the sake of this list's : integrity, refrain from any further juvenile : remonstrances and delineations of your sexual, : social, digestive, aesthetic and species-related : inadequacies. : As for your disagreement with my selection of Mr. : Vaughn's performance in the aforementioned : film "Swingers," I can assure you that his : depiction of his assigned character was well- : balanced, subtle, forcefull, and posessing of : just the right amount of humor and wit to make : him a credible "bad-ass" in the modern sense of : the word. : Next time you feel like banging your hairy : knuckles on the computer keyboard, please at : least provide us with ONE actor that YOU feel : merits the label of "Classic Bad-Ass." James : Cagney was one such individual, I agree. My : omitting him (and many other worthy candidates) : from my list in no way implies such list was : definitive. Any child could see that, my boy. : Now back to your room, nit-wit. Mommy and her : boyfriend are likly to be driving up any minute : now, back from the Cineplex after taking in the : matinee showing of "Chocolat." They probably : brought you some gummi bears as a reward for : being such a good boy. If they only knew.... : Yours Indifferently, : Chancaca! : : : Thank you for proving, without a doubt, : that : : you are a complete moron w/ the most narrow : scope : : of cinema and slick bad guys. : : VINCE FUCKING VAUGHN!?!?!?!? : : VINCE FUCKING : VAUGHN!?!?!?!? : : Even if you saw him in "Welcome to Paradise" , : in : : which he still could not be considered a : villain, : : I can't believe you put him on a list with your : : other pop and palatable puff actors. Have you : : ever thought of seeing a movie before 1960? : Era's : : in which bad guys didn't have the luxury of : : method acting and psycho-analysis and mountains : : of tape of greatness that went before them from : : which to benefit, and this was when everyone : : needed a bad guy, one bad : : : guy. : : : : : FUCKIN SWINGERS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? : : You probably even finished that movie! I can't : : stand to even type that fuckin word because of : : that shit. I don't even want to waste any of : the : : few adjectives I know on creating a sentence : : describing to you what tripe that is. Since you : : appear to like digestible easy-to-explain-to- : : bubble-heads-in-bars movies, try anything w/ : : Cagney. I'm sure even you have heard of : : : him. : : : : : : : P.S. From what I've read, the best way to keep : : caca off your chin is to have your "partner" : wipe : : his ass before you suck his balls. Unless : you're : : into that.