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: : Sir: : : Because I feel so newly rejuvenated after my : : morning constitutional, I will honor your post : : with a reply despite knowing, deep in my heart, : : that you are but a small, insignificant and : : malodorous piece of organic detritus that was : : blown in by the wind and will shortly exit down : : the sewer drain into the septic tank from : whence : : you originally emerged. : : You amuse me, sir, with your overblown macho : : posturings. Yet I find paltry evidence that : your : : words are anything more than the hormone-addled : : rants of a puerile adolescent with significant : : genter-role issues, an advanced oedipal : complex, : : painfully obvious anal stage fixation with : lower : : gastrointestinal tract functions, and a lack of : : any real social and interaction skills. : : You, sir, are but a nematode with only : : superficial resemblance to members of the so- : : called numan race from which your parasitic : : tendrils derive their nutrients. : : Please sir, for the sake of this list's : : integrity, refrain from any further juvenile : : remonstrances and delineations of your sexual, : : social, digestive, aesthetic and species- : related : : inadequacies. : : As for your disagreement with my selection of : Mr. : : Vaughn's performance in the aforementioned : : film "Swingers," I can assure you that his : : depiction of his assigned character was well- : : balanced, subtle, forcefull, and posessing of : : just the right amount of humor and wit to make : : him a credible "bad-ass" in the modern sense of : : the word. : : Next time you feel like banging your hairy : : knuckles on the computer keyboard, please at : : least provide us with ONE actor that YOU feel : : merits the label of "Classic Bad-Ass." James : : Cagney was one such individual, I agree. My : : omitting him (and many other worthy candidates) : : from my list in no way implies such list was : : definitive. Any child could see that, my boy. : : Now back to your room, nit-wit. Mommy and her : : boyfriend are likly to be driving up any minute : : now, back from the Cineplex after taking in the : : matinee showing of "Chocolat." They probably : : brought you some gummi bears as a reward for : : being such a good boy. If they only knew.... : : Yours Indifferently, : : Chancaca! : : : : : Thank you for proving, without a doubt, : : that : : : you are a complete moron w/ the most narrow : : scope : : : of cinema and slick bad guys. : : : VINCE FUCKING VAUGHN!?!?!?!? : : : VINCE FUCKING : : VAUGHN!?!?!?!? : : : Even if you saw him in "Welcome to : Paradise" , : : in : : : which he still could not be considered a : : villain, : : : I can't believe you put him on a list with : your : : : other pop and palatable puff actors. Have you : : : ever thought of seeing a movie before 1960? : : Era's : : : in which bad guys didn't have the luxury of : : : method acting and psycho-analysis and : mountains : : : of tape of greatness that went before them : from : : : which to benefit, and this was when everyone : : : needed a bad guy, one bad : : : : : : guy. : : : : : : : : : FUCKIN SWINGERS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? : : : You probably even finished that movie! I : can't : : : stand to even type that fuckin word because : of : : : that shit. I don't even want to waste any of : : the : : : few adjectives I know on creating a sentence : : : describing to you what tripe that is. Since : you : : : appear to like digestible easy-to-explain-to- : : : bubble-heads-in-bars movies, try anything w/ : : : Cagney. I'm sure even you have heard of : : : : : : him. : : : : : : : : : : : : : P.S. From what I've read, the best way to : keep : : : caca off your chin is to have your "partner" : : wipe : : : his ass before you suck his balls. Unless : : you're : : : into that. : ...who dares enter BBS combat with Chancaca. By : the way, you guys forgot the interminable Mr. T. : YDSM