Posted by Chancaca on February 11, 2001 at 12:09:09:64.234.68.65
In Reply to: Unholy Matrimony posted by Diana Death on February 10, 2001 at 21:05:31:
My Dearly Beloved Diana:
One hurts those most whom one loves most! I knew
that, given enough time,your fondness for me
would begin to grow and mature, like a flame
being fanned by the hot Santa Ana winds that
whisper your name to me almost every night...
I am sure that this very flame, now but a mere
spark, will eventually rise and consume us both
in a maelstrom of passion and desire that will
know no bounds.
Another thought: hows' about we ask Deadbolt to
play the wedding fete? I understand they only
ask for $250 up front plus a case of beer (no Bud
Lite). We can handle that, right? You decide on
the floral arrangement (please no black roses -
they depress me so).
BTW - Christopher Walken has been dead, God rest
his evil soul, for over three years (despite
recent Hollywood cameo appearances). Bobby
DeNiro is/was a personal friend of mine and is -
how can I put this in as delicate a manner as
possible -quite happily gay.
Your Future Fiance'
Chancaca!
: Chancaca,
: At present, I am only accepting marriage
proposals from Robert DeNiro and Christopher
Walken. Unless: you happen to be extremely
wealthy and willing to write me in as sole
benefactor to your estate; THEN we might have
something to talk about! But, you'll have to
understand that the marriage will never be
consummated, and that shortly after the nuptials
you will meet with a very unfortunate fatal
accident...